This is the Malibu Maxx. It is wondering if it is cool yet. 

Kinja'd!!! "Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms)
05/03/2016 at 18:53 • Filed to: None

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So am I.

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Thoughts?


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 18:55

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Looks like an early 00's Kia


Kinja'd!!! Twism > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 18:57

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No it is not.

It’s still a plasticky piece of bad engineering.

Although the Maxx SS is the least shitty, it’s still not good.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 18:58

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It was starting to grow on me. That is, until a certain Maxx which was driven by an assshole in my previous apartment parked in our spot multiple times despite being warned about being towed. The management kept dragging their feet on it. They finally got towed the day we moved out. Kind of made it sweeter, towing them just out of spite since we weren’t using the spot.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:00

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Here is your answer:

Is the motorola razr maxx hd cool yet?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:00

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Ummmm..... No.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/03/2016 at 19:02

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Agreed. It’s ugly as sin and the interior is made of Fisher Price toys


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 19:05

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You leave those Fisher Price toys out of this.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 19:07

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I've never had the displeasure of sitting in one and for that I'm very grateful.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/03/2016 at 19:08

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But but but available V8!

/s though. Thing’s a total POS


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/03/2016 at 19:09

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Well, I passed my road test in a 98 Malibu, a gen. before that one. Comfy but otherwise terrible.


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:09

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Here is the baffling thought of the day. GM put the Saab 9-3 on the same platform as the Malibu. Then they gave the Malibu a hatchback version but not the Saab! What?! Why in the good lords name, if you’re going to have the Malibu and Saab on the same platform would you make the hatchback a part of the Malibu family.

And like someone else mentioned, if you’re going to spring for a maxx, get the SS. It had hydraulic steering that people said was quite a bit better than the normal maxx.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > deprecated account
05/03/2016 at 19:13

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The Maxx was never available with a V8 :(

That was the bigger Impala


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > deprecated account
05/03/2016 at 19:13

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It didn't have an available V8. The Impala SS did but the Malibu SS just got the 3900 V6.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:13

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Too bad it was never available with a 4-cylinder


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:14

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We had the sedan version and it was a truly horrible car. Constant problems. Incredibly cheaply made with the shoddiest build quality I've seen this side of a Chevy Cavalier. And this was when the car was only 3 years old.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > mazda616
05/03/2016 at 19:15

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Whaaaaaaat??? My bad.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > dogisbadob
05/03/2016 at 19:15

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My bad.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > deprecated account
05/03/2016 at 19:20

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It would’ve been awesome tho


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:26

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Not Yet...


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 19:28

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The Fisher Price toys are insulted.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:29

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Nothing with “maxx” as part of the name will ever be cool.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > dogisbadob
05/03/2016 at 19:34

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Maybe neat but I'm not sure about awesome


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 19:42

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I passed mine in a taurus. Pretty bland. No brake or steering feel. And that’s compared to a 4Runner (which the brakes and steering are surprisingly good on)


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 19:46

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I’d buy one, but mostly as a beater. It would be perfectly adequate for errands, winter driving, or a camping trip. Door gets dinged in a parking lot? Who cares, it’s a Malibu Maxx.

I’m pretty sure 16 year old me would have tried getting air in this car off of a bumpy back road.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/03/2016 at 20:02

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Nice. The Sequoia’s brakes are very good for a 3 ton SUV... I think it’s officially 126 feet from 60mph to 0. That’s pretty good for anything that isn’t a sports car.

The steering doesn’t feel like it’s connected to anything. It’s designed to make it easier to maneuver.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 20:12

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Meh


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 20:30

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The 4Runner is 136 feet. Not bad for drums in the back.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/03/2016 at 20:36

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Oh, I never told you this, but when I was born my Dad had bout a 1990 4Runner right before. I was brought home from the hospital in one of these, white

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 20:48

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SS is the one to go for. It’s a good handling, practical, *mechanically* solid vehicle that’s reasonably quick. I’d go with cool on that.

The others are solid but generally meh vehicles. I’d still take one over a Camry though.


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/03/2016 at 21:10

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They get more hate than they deserve.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 21:22

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The car I currently own was a family owned car as well. I came home from the hospital in it. And then it was sold to my grandfather when his Tercel wagon began to have many problems. And then I bought the 4Runner from him.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/03/2016 at 21:33

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TIL Dragons drives Toyotas.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 21:38

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Simply because they’re the best. What company makes supercars that melt your ears and also the toughest trucks on the planet. And don’t forget the ultra reliable commuters and the tuning legends.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/03/2016 at 21:41

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Let us not forget the one car they make that combines supercar performance, truck-like toughness, tuning legend, and ultra reliable commuter...

The Toyota Camry


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby
05/03/2016 at 21:42

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I really want to rallycross a camry. Even my dad’s 4 cyl has some decent speed to it. Butt dyno says it’s almost as quick as a B5 S4 wagon.